June 11, 2005

Hot Potatoes

ColdHeadFace: last night i spilled hot sauce on my jeans and it leaked threw to my balls and burned real bad
ColdHeadFace: i had to take a shower

June 07, 2005

I'm not 7-11.

TMTOPKS [8:47 PM]: Got any pussy available??
Betseylicious [8:47 PM]: it's closed for the season. try another location.
TMTOPKS [8:47 PM]: Closed for repairs?
Betseylicious [8:47 PM]: just closed.
TMTOPKS [8:48 PM]: Ah shit, I ain't driving all the way to St. Louis for pussy...
Betseylicious [8:48 PM]: good thing I told you to find another location, isn't it?
TMTOPKS [8:49 PM]: Yeah. Thanks lady. Adios...
Betseylicious [8:49 PM]: mm hmm.