1. Whistling while you work...in a cubicle.
2. "Is these yours?"
3. Slouchy boots, what the hell!? Those went out with the early 90s for a very good reason.
4. People, who go nuts, with comma's and apostrophe's (I did that on purpose).
5. People with personalities too similar to mine...there can be ONLY ONE of me.
6. Leg warmers. Sorry.
7. Garlic.
8. Simple minds that can't grasp the concept of life and existence outside of what they can see.(ie: aliens, ghosts, etc.)
9. Weather hot enough that I sweat just from standing up.
10. Thin people who don't understand the difficulties of weight control.
11. Large dogs that drool and sneeze on me. EW.
12. Mean people on the highway in
heavy traffic that won't let me in to get off of the entrace ramp. WHAT'S YOUR HURRY?
13. People who touch me in bars while I'm dancing, or even just standing there.
14. The nasty, dried out excuse for salad that most restaurants serve these days. They make it their own by throwing in a quarter of a tomato and some cheese. Come on.
15. The fat, lazy, sweaty moms who take their six kids to Wal-Mart for playtime, and yell at them from four aisles away.
16. Driving behind motorcycles and large trucks.
17. Dierbergs, for changing their deli fresh fried chicken to frozen fried chicken. I can tell the difference, and it isn't good.
18. Promiscuous women whom are offended by remarks about their promscuity. Embrace what you are, skanks!
19. Nelly and Chingy, for being from my hometown.
20. Razor burn in my armpits.
21. People in relationships who cheat instead of ending the relationship because they don't want to "hurt" the other party. Common sense, kids. You're going to get caught eventually.
22. Tapered-leg pants.
23. Unoriginal AOL or Yahoo screen names such as AngelBaby69420.
24. Using pencils. I prefer pens.
25. Papa John's pizza always tastes like onions, no matter the toppings.
26. Water all over the sink counter in public restrooms. Do you people
shower in the sink? Clean up after yourself.
27. People who don't wash their hands. Even if you didn't urinate on your hands, you've still picked up dirt, grime, and germs from every surface you've touched. Eat that.
28. Red Lobster servers who aren't quick with my Cheddar Bay Biscuits. *snap* *snap*
29. Bartenders who put vodka in Shirley Temples.
30. Chatters who don't use punctuation.
31. People who don't use their turn signals to turn or change lanes. All it takes is one simple flick of the wrist, and you don't have to make everyone else GUESS.
32. If I'm PMSing, don't interrupt me while I'm speaking, especially to ask if I'm PMSing.
33. "Should of". It's "should have".
34. Parents who allow their children to walk or ride their bikes in the street in the dark, wearing dark clothing. I don't want your kid's guts all over my front bumper, ok?
35. 3-way stops at 4-way intersections. Most of the dumbasses on the road these days DON'T know when it's their turn to drive. I'm going to need a new horn.
36. Murphy's law.
37. Big sales AFTER I spend $150 on new clothes.
38. Children who throw their food on the floor if they don't want it (I have one).
39. People who get pouty when others disagree with them. Suck it up.
40. Finally gathering enough courage to call someone, and then that person doesn't answer.
41. Always, always wash your hands after you use the rest room.
Please.
