December 30, 2005

Real Fun

Begin IM - 12/30/2005 08:28 PM
Wtghgtw [8:28 PM]: hey
OMG LOL BRB [8:28 PM]: hi
Wtghgtw [8:28 PM]: may i be to the point?
OMG LOL BRB [8:29 PM]: I don't see why not.
Wtghgtw [8:29 PM]: looking for fun? real fun
OMG LOL BRB [8:29 PM]: define "real fun"
Wtghgtw [8:29 PM]: well why dont you tell me what you think it means?
OMG LOL BRB [8:30 PM]: I think you're looking for sex, and you're barking up the wrong goddess.
Wtghgtw [8:30 PM]: passion
OMG LOL BRB [8:30 PM]: gross.

December 16, 2005

That's not fair! Wah!

Begin IM - 12/9/2005 12:46
PMLVXC [12:46 PM]: so did you look at my pic?
Betseylicious [12:46 PM]: yeah.
LVXC [12:46 PM]: and?
Betseylicious [12:46 PM]: it's little.
LVXC [12:46 PM]: would you like another?
Betseylicious [12:47 PM]: sure.
LVXC [12:47 PM]: may i have yours in return?
Betseylicious [12:47 PM]: there's one on my profile.
LVXC [12:48 PM]: mail
Betseylicious [12:49 PM]: that's the biggest head I've ever seen in my life.
LVXC [12:49 PM]: first that doesnt show me much and i also have that same pic...lol
Betseylicious [12:50 PM]: wait. have what same pic?
LVXC [12:50 PM]: the belly pic
Betseylicious [12:50 PM]: oh ok
Betseylicious [12:50 PM]: yeah, that's supposed to be a joke, but the majority of the stupid people take it seriously.
LVXC [12:51 PM]: so you dont like my head
LVXC [12:51 PM]: lol
Betseylicious [12:51 PM]: I have a 16 inch screen. it's bigger than that.
LVXC [12:52 PM]: so do i get to see you?
Betseylicious [12:52 PM]: you saw my head.
LVXC [12:52 PM]: from the other side
Betseylicious [12:53 PM]: it counts.
LVXC [12:53 PM]: now thats fucked up
Betseylicious [12:53 PM]: gonna cry now?
LVXC [12:54 PM]: no
Betseylicious [12:54 PM]: it's just a picture, dude. that's what I've got.
LVXC [12:55 PM]: guess you just want everyone to see ware to put ther hand
LVXC [12:55 PM]: and you best feature
Betseylicious [12:55 PM]: precisely. I'm a cock hungry skank.
LVXC [12:55 PM]: you said it
LVXC [12:57 PM]: the cows ass looks better anyway im sure
Betseylicious [12:57 PM]: of course it does.