I love it!

Norepublicans4me [10:52 AM]: hello
Betseylicious [10:53 AM]: I voted republican.

Watch yourself

KRAMER616: well he is the reason good guys cant find a decent woman but you girls go 4 the assholes
Betseylicious: that's because the assholes are hot.
KRAMER616: well then your one of the idiot women out there
Betseylicious: you're*
Betseylicious: am not.
Smokoutl: they are never assholes in the beginning
KRAMER616: your
Betseylicious: no.
Betseylicious: you are=you're
KRAMER616: lol well
KRAMER616: ok you re a idiot
Betseylicious: that's better, but I'm still not.
Betseylicious: I didn't say I GO for the assholes, I said that the assholes are hot.
Betseylicious: SO there.
KRAMER616: im not in school i understand it on my own
Smokoutl: wow,
KRAMER616: well then you are real superficial
Betseylicious: heh. looks like you're an asshole afterall.
Betseylicious: we should date.

No title necessary

GKYB84 [8:09 PM]: hello
Betseylicious [8:09 PM]: hi
GKYB84 [8:10 PM]: singl
Betseylicious [8:10 PM]: are you asking if I'm single?
GKYB84 [8:10 PM]: yes
Betseylicious [8:10 PM]: yes, I'm single.
GKYB84 [8:11 PM]: good
GKYB84 [8:11 PM]: are u looking for
Betseylicious [8:11 PM]: excuse me?
GKYB84 [8:12 PM]: are u lookin for guy
Betseylicious [8:12 PM]: yes, but he doesn't appear to be online.
GKYB84 [8:13 PM]: y not
Betseylicious [8:13 PM]: I don't know, maybe he's busy.
GKYB84 [8:13 PM]: did he know u eye on him
Betseylicious [8:14 PM]: yes, he does.
GKYB84 [8:16 PM]: betsey is me i just change my screen name
Betseylicious [8:16 PM]: lol
Betseylicious [8:16 PM]: nice try.
GKYB84 [8:17 PM]: for real
Betseylicious [8:17 PM]: for real, you're not him.
GKYB84 [8:17 PM]: k
GKYB84 [8:17 PM]: are u plain
Betseylicious [8:18 PM]: plain?
GKYB84 [8:18 PM]: or wat
Betseylicious [8:18 PM]: what do you mean by plain?
GKYB84 [8:18 PM]: i thought u gonna know me
GKYB84 [8:20 PM]: wat happn 2 all that days
Betseylicious [8:20 PM]: do I know you?
GKYB84 [8:21 PM]: ofcaurse u do
Betseylicious [8:21 PM]: then who are you?
GKYB84 [8:21 PM]: whhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhat
Betseylicious [8:21 PM]: yeah. who are you?
GKYB84 [8:22 PM]: are u forgot all that kisses 2
Betseylicious [8:23 PM]: I'm pretty sure I've never met you, much less kissed you.
GKYB84 [8:23 PM]: ooooooooooooooooooooooooooohhhhhhhhh come on please
Betseylicious [8:24 PM]: I'm not going to play your little game. we've never met, that's all there is to it. have a nice night.
GKYB84 [8:24 PM]: ok ama gonna call u
Betseylicious [8:25 PM]: you do that.
GKYB84 [8:25 PM]: u still like 2 drink alot
Betseylicious [8:26 PM]: I don't drink much at all.
GKYB84 [8:28 PM]: are u sure u dont know me
Betseylicious [8:28 PM]: there's a slight possibility, but I really don't think so
GKYB84 [8:29 PM]: i send my pic
Betseylicious [8:29 PM]: you do that.
GKYB84 [8:29 PM]: do u want me 2 send
Betseylicious [8:30 PM]: yeah.
Betseylicious [8:30 PM]: go for it.
GKYB84 [8:31 PM]: ur friend wont me to send
Betseylicious [8:33 PM]: my friend?
GKYB84 [8:33 PM]: yes ur frei
Betseylicious [8:33 PM]: what friend are you talking about?
GKYB84 [8:33 PM]: friend
GKYB84 [8:34 PM]: we all here
Betseylicious [8:34 PM]: I'm the only one here.
GKYB84 [8:34 PM]: i mean in my hous
GKYB84 [8:34 PM]: we all over here
Betseylicious [8:34 PM]: my friend is at your house?
GKYB84 [8:35 PM]: yea
GKYB84 [8:35 PM]: ass i told u i just my screen name
Betseylicious [8:36 PM]: what the hell are you talking about?
GKYB84 [8:36 PM]: sorry wrong
GKYB84 [8:36 PM]: i mean as
GKYB84 [8:36 PM]: do u wanna enjoy us
Betseylicious [8:37 PM]: enjoy who?
GKYB84 [8:37 PM]: ur friends
Betseylicious [8:37 PM]: who are my friends?
Betseylicious [8:37 PM]: I'm waiting for you to either tell me who you are, call me and prove to me that you know me, send me your picture to prove that you know me, or tell me my friends' names.
Betseylicious [8:38 PM]: if you can't do any of those things, then you're obviously lying, which would make this conversation over.
GKYB84 [8:38 PM]: ok bye
Betseylicious [8:38 PM]: bye!

*Closed IM*

GKYB84 [8:40 PM]: hi betsey
GKYB84 [8:40 PM]: dont got mad we just
GKYB84 [8:41 PM]: dont get mad
GKYB84 [8:41 PM]: are u mad
GKYB84 [8:41 PM]: she old me to play with u
GKYB84 [8:41 PM]: she told me
GKYB84 [8:42 PM]: here talk to her
Betseylicious [8:42 PM]: dude. go away already.
GKYB84 [8:42 PM]: she want talk to u
Betseylicious [8:43 PM]: you're flipping crazy.
Betseylicious [8:43 PM]: stop talking to me.
GKYB84 [8:44 PM]: ok i'll see u tomrraw
GKYB84 [8:45 PM]: here there is ur man just came in

SEE! SEE!

OVIEDUDE88 [2:58 PM]: hello betsey
Betseylicious [2:58 PM]: hi moviedude.
MOVIEDUDE88 [2:59 PM]: how are u today ?
Betseylicious [2:59 PM]: I'm good, how are you?
MOVIEDUDE88 [2:59 PM]: bored lol
Betseylicious [2:59 PM]: why's that funny?
MOVIEDUDE88 [2:59 PM]: it isnt, so pick truth or dare
Betseylicious [2:59 PM]: truth.
MOVIEDUDE88 [3:01 PM]: k, easy one for u, tell me what u look like from head to toe
Betseylicious [3:01 PM]: 5'3, thick, short reddish hair, blue eyes, pale skin
Betseylicious [3:01 PM]: ok your turn. truth or dare?
MOVIEDUDE88 [3:02 PM]: u sound nice, what is your breast size, are u clean shaven, what color are your toe nails lol ?
Betseylicious [3:02 PM]: I described myself to the extent I'm going to give. your turn. pick truth or dare.
MOVIEDUDE88 [3:03 PM]: truth
Betseylicious [3:03 PM]: good choice.
Betseylicious [3:04 PM]: the truth is: you're annoyingly predictable and amazingly forgetful. Find a new approach, because this one sucks.
MOVIEDUDE88 [3:04 PM]: the facts are u are boring and no fun
Betseylicious [3:05 PM]: nice try sweetheart.
MOVIEDUDE88 [3:05 PM]: truth hurts
Betseylicious [3:05 PM]: doesn't it?
MOVIEDUDE88 [3:06 PM]: u tell me, what u said to me was bs
MOVIEDUDE88 [3:06 PM]: u show me another of the stupid guys on here who is creative enough to do what i do
Betseylicious [3:06 PM]: it wasn't. what I said to you is exactly what I think of you everytime I see you in my IM catcher.
Betseylicious [3:06 PM]: it's creative for a month or two.
MOVIEDUDE88 [3:06 PM]: well maybe if u were fun, u could have fun
Betseylicious [3:06 PM]: you've been doing this for YEARS.
MOVIEDUDE88 [3:07 PM]: we havent met have we ???
Betseylicious [3:07 PM]: I know how to have fun. you are not fun.
Betseylicious [3:07 PM]: no, we haven't.
MOVIEDUDE88 [3:07 PM]: because u are not fun
MOVIEDUDE88 [3:07 PM]: nor spontaneous, or passionate
Betseylicious [3:07 PM]: ....right.
MOVIEDUDE88 [3:07 PM]: i know i am
Betseylicious [3:07 PM]: great, then grab a new approach to meeting women. obviously this one hasn't worked out well.
MOVIEDUDE88 [3:08 PM]: u have no idea, not all women are boring like u are
Betseylicious [3:08 PM]: then why do you continue to IM me?
Betseylicious [3:08 PM]: why do you initiate a conversation with me every few weeks?
MOVIEDUDE88 [3:08 PM]: maybe u will come around, there is hope for eveyone
Betseylicious [3:09 PM]: WITH THE SAME DAMN THING TO SAY?
MOVIEDUDE88 [3:09 PM]: u never answer me
Betseylicious [3:09 PM]: oh yes I do.
MOVIEDUDE88 [3:09 PM]: breast size, are u clean shaven, what color are your toe nails
Betseylicious [3:10 PM]: yeah, women don't like to give out that information after talking to someone for three minutes.
Betseylicious [3:10 PM]: sorry, it's not a turn on for us.
MOVIEDUDE88 [3:10 PM]: they do if they are not ashamed of their bodies
Betseylicious [3:10 PM]: I beg to differ.
MOVIEDUDE88 [3:10 PM]: u are different
Betseylicious [3:10 PM]: you don't know women. you don't know what is attractive to women.
MOVIEDUDE88 [3:11 PM]: u have no idea
Betseylicious [3:11 PM]: that's obvious because, well, you're still single, and still asking me the same god damn questions.
Betseylicious [3:11 PM]: take my advice.
MOVIEDUDE88 [3:11 PM]: i want to be single,
MOVIEDUDE88 [3:11 PM]: and spend time with exciting women unlike yourself
Betseylicious [3:11 PM]: think of something NEW, be more polite, don't be as argumentative, and someone will like you.
MOVIEDUDE88 [3:11 PM]: take my advice, get a personaility
Betseylicious [3:12 PM]: haha
Betseylicious [3:12 PM]: you're reaching.
Betseylicious [3:12 PM]: just close the IM and we will be done.
MOVIEDUDE88 [3:12 PM]: enjoy your sorry existence
Betseylicious [3:12 PM]: I will, as long as you don't IM me again.
MOVIEDUDE88 [3:12 PM]: i wouldnt waste my time
Betseylicious [3:13 PM]: but I know you will, and every time you do, you will end up on my blog, AGAIN.
MOVIEDUDE88 [3:13 PM]: i wont im u again, dont im me i like to talk to women with a pulse and passion
Betseylicious [3:14 PM]: I never initiate conversation with you.

From 2/9/05

MOVIEDUDE88 [8:58 PM]: hello
Betseylicious [8:58 PM]: hi
MOVIEDUDE88 [8:59 PM]: how are u tonight ?
Betseylicious [8:59 PM]: truth or dare?
MOVIEDUDE88 [8:59 PM]: truth
Betseylicious [8:59 PM]: why do you always use the same line?
MOVIEDUDE88 [8:59 PM]: if a girl is fun it works, are u fun ?
Betseylicious [9:00 PM]: but it isn't fun.
MOVIEDUDE88 [9:00 PM]: u are not fun
Betseylicious [9:01 PM]: it's predictable. predictability is boring.
Betseylicious [9:01 PM]: I know how to have fun. in order to have fun, you have to change your routine every once in a while, try something different.
MOVIEDUDE88 [9:01 PM]: i am never predictable
MOVIEDUDE88 [9:01 PM]: u know me, u havent met me have u ?
Betseylicious [9:02 PM]: you're never predictable? then why do you always ask me the SAME DAMN QUESTION?
MOVIEDUDE88 [9:03 PM]: u are predicatable, by your line on your profile i know u are not spontaneous enough to meet anyone off of here, so why dont u be unpredictable and fun and meet me
Betseylicious [9:04 PM]: I stopped meeting people.
MOVIEDUDE88 [9:05 PM]: u dont let one bad apple spoil the barrel, that is predictable

Your not intelligenty!

~I closed the initial IM after he asked what I look like. Then he IMed again.~

KTM792 [1:22 A.M.]: that bad huh
Betseylicious [1:23 A.M.]: yeah, that bad.
KTM792 [1:23 A.M.]: not surprising, it is typical in the st. louis rooms...most girls are ugly, or hoosiers or fat
Betseylicious [1:23 A.M.]: I'm all three.
KTM792 [1:24 A.M.]: id bet $1000 on it
Betseylicious [1:24 A.M.]: so would I.
Betseylicious [1:24 A.M.]: but I'm broke too, and I have a kid
Betseylicious [1:24 A.M.]: and I live with my mom.
KTM792 [1:24 A.M.]: good lets bet, cause if i am wrong i could care less about the monet
Betseylicious [1:24 A.M.]: why haven't you stopped talking yet?
KTM792 [1:24 A.M.]: money
KTM792 [1:25 A.M.]: cause your a hoosier and hoosiers are interesting
Betseylicious [1:25 A.M.]: so you're attracted to hoosier chicks?
Betseylicious [1:25 A.M.]: that's hot.
KTM792 [1:25 A.M.]: ....cause they just dont get it
KTM792 [1:25 A.M.]: nope
Betseylicious [1:26 A.M.]: you have to be somewhat attracted to find them interesting.
KTM792 [1:27 A.M.]: some actually are attractive....but your statement is not a valid statement, it lacks rational thought
Betseylicious [1:27 A.M.]: explain to me how my assumptions from your implications lack rational thought.
KTM792 [1:28 A.M.]: assumptions from my implications? good try
Betseylicious [1:28 A.M.]: you don't know what that means?
Betseylicious [1:28 A.M.]: would YOU like an explanation?
KTM792 [1:28 A.M.]: of course i do
KTM792 [1:28 A.M.]: your trying very hard to sound intelligenty
KTM792 [1:29 A.M.]: intelligent
Betseylicious [1:29 A.M.]: I AM intelligent.
KTM792 [1:29 A.M.]: ok
Betseylicious [1:29 A.M.]: by the way, you mean "you're"
Betseylicious [1:29 A.M.]: not "your"
KTM792 [1:30 A.M.]: big deal, i am in the dark, it is 1:30 and I don't care
Betseylicious [1:30 A.M.]: then why are you trying so hard to make me believe that I'm NOT intelligent, since you don't care so much?
KTM792 [1:31 A.M.]: ill drop it, you are smarter than my first impression, i apologize
Betseylicious [1:32 A.M.]: and don't forget it.
KTM792 [1:32 A.M.]: um ok

Ponder This

Huey, Dewey, and Louie are Donald Duck's and Scrooge McDuck's nephews. Who are their parents?

Here it is!

DRINK BUDWIESER [9:57 PM]: hey
Betseylicious [9:57 PM]: hi
DRINK BUDWIESER [9:57 PM]: asl
Betseylicious [9:57 PM]: profile
DRINK BUDWIESER [9:58 PM]: or u could just say it
Betseylicious [9:58 PM]: or you could just look
DRINK BUDWIESER [9:58 PM]: got a pic
Betseylicious [9:59 PM]: you know, all of these petty, boring questions can be easily avoided. all you have to do is read my profile.
DRINK BUDWIESER [10:00 PM]: ok your wierd
Betseylicious [10:02 PM]: you're lazy.
DRINK BUDWIESER [10:02 PM]: you must have a lot of time on your hands to create this whole "blog"
Betseylicious [10:03 PM]: all it takes is cut and paste.
Betseylicious [10:03 PM]: watch.

Elbow grease

Lilnikdogg101 [9:07 PM]: hey there
Lilnikdogg101 [9:07 PM]: whats up
Lilnikdogg101 [9:07 PM]: aslp
Betseylicious [9:08 PM]: profile
Lilnikdogg101 [9:08 PM]: i see
Lilnikdogg101 [9:08 PM]: do u like younger guys
Lilnikdogg101 [9:08 PM]: do uy have a puc
Lilnikdogg101 [9:08 PM]: pic
Betseylicious [9:09 PM]: try reading it.
Lilnikdogg101 [9:09 PM]: lol sorrry
Lilnikdogg101 [9:09 PM]: u dont sound likeu really want to talk
Betseylicious [9:10 PM]: your interest in talking to me would pique my interest if you made more of an effort.
Lilnikdogg101 [9:11 PM]: i am sorry
Lilnikdogg101 [9:11 PM]: so sence u dont have a pic will u tell me what u look like Lilnikdogg101 [9:11 PM]: and i will tell u what i look like
Betseylicious [9:11 PM]: no thank you.
Lilnikdogg101 [9:12 PM]: lol ok
Lilnikdogg101 [9:12 PM]: so u dont want to talk
Lilnikdogg101 [9:12 PM]: ok
Betseylicious [9:12 PM]: no, thanks anway.
Lilnikdogg101 [9:12 PM]: all i was trying to do was make confersation

One little word, huge difference.

NCdropIT [10:04 PM]: what u look like
Betseylicious [10:04 PM]: 5'3, thick, short reddish hair, blue/green eyes
NCdropIT [10:04 PM]: nice u sound hot
NCdropIT [10:05 PM]: im 5-10 green eyes brown spikie hair 155
NCdropIT [10:05 PM]: any piercings tounge etc
Betseylicious [10:05 PM]: not anymore
NCdropIT [10:05 PM]: kewl
Betseylicious [10:06 PM]: I want my tongue pierced again, wanna buy it for me? :-D
NCdropIT [10:06 PM]: lol r u gonna use it on me?
Betseylicious [10:06 PM]: can't. no bodily fluids for a month afterwards.
NCdropIT [10:07 PM]: lol
NCdropIT [10:07 PM]: or u would?
Betseylicious [10:07 PM]: now I didn't say that.
NCdropIT [10:07 PM]: lol
Betseylicious [10:09 PM]: I dont' even know what you look like.
NCdropIT [10:09 PM]: im 5-10 green eyes brown spikie hair 155
Betseylicious [10:09 PM]: oh yeah.
Betseylicious [10:09 PM]: you did tell me.
Betseylicious [10:10 PM]: what attracts you to fat girls?
NCdropIT [10:11 PM]: i gotta go bye
Betseylicious [10:11 PM]: HAHAHAHA
NCdropIT [10:11 PM]: huh
Betseylicious [10:11 PM]: oh nothing.
Betseylicious [10:11 PM]: have a nice night.
NCdropIT [10:11 PM]: u to bye

Don't assume that I want you.

Begin IM - 2/1/2005 09:04 PM
ClsLiterature [9:04 PM]: Hi
ClsLiterature [9:04 PM]: I am in south county to
Betseylicious [9:04 PM]: cool
ClsLiterature [9:05 PM]: I am 38, is that ok?
Betseylicious [9:05 PM]: why wouldn't it be?
ClsLiterature [9:05 PM]: Do you have a pic?
Betseylicious [9:06 PM]: no I don't
ClsLiterature [9:06 PM]: I am 5 ft. 11 in. 180 lbs. with dark brown hair and blue eyes
Betseylicious [9:07 PM]: cool
ClsLiterature [9:07 PM]: How do you look?
Betseylicious [9:07 PM]: 5'3, fat, short auburn hair, blue/green eyes, big boobies
ClsLiterature [9:07 PM]: sorry, I was looking for a slim girl
Betseylicious [9:08 PM]: sorry, I wasn't looking to date anyone.