What do YOU look like?

Partyrush21 [9:32 PM]: so what is ur weight?
Partyrush21 [9:33 PM]: hello?
NadaChancelnHell [9:33 PM]: hi
NadaChancelnHell [9:33 PM]: 482.
Partyrush21 [9:33 PM]: come on seriously
NadaChancelnHell [9:34 PM]: 954.
Partyrush21 [9:34 PM]: ha ha
Partyrush21 [9:34 PM]: come on
NadaChancelnHell [9:35 PM]: 345.
Partyrush21 [9:35 PM]: seriously
NadaChancelnHell [9:36 PM]: 777.
Partyrush21 [9:36 PM]: tell me ur weight now
NadaChancelnHell [9:37 PM]: 951.
Partyrush21 [9:39 PM]: come on tell me
NadaChancelnHell [9:39 PM]: 498.
Partyrush21 [9:40 PM]: this is crap
NadaChancelnHell [9:40 PM]: 124.
Partyrush21 [9:40 PM]: is that the correct one now?
NadaChancelnHell [9:40 PM]: 205.
Partyrush21 [9:40 PM]: damn it
Partyrush21 [9:40 PM]: stop
NadaChancelnHell [9:40 PM]: 2980
Partyrush21 [9:43 PM]: im going to talk if ur not going to be cool
NadaChancelnHell [9:43 PM]: 564!

Blonde Moment of the Day

My co-worker and I went to Chesterfield mall on our lunch break so she could buy some pants. We stopped at the food court for lunch afterwards. We were talking, and she said "I wish I would have remembered that Old Navy is here, I could have gotten cheaper pants." We continued talking about Old Navy and I said "You know, I don't think I own anything from Old Navy. I had a shirt once, but I think that's it." A couple of minutes later, I looked down and laughed when I realized that I happened to be wearing one of my Old Navy flag shirts from 2003.

Yo Momma!

RoCkAbS8321: Iight I'm back had to take a second to give NadaChanceInHells Momma some dick
RoCkAbS8321: She was Mooing
NadaChancelnHell: damn dude, she didn't even make a sound. are you sure you got it in far enough?
RoCkAbS8321: Yeah the bitch is just to damn loose
RoCkAbS8321: Loose as a goose
NadaChancelnHell: still lame.
RoCkAbS8321: or is that buffalo
Jaycee5353: lol man seriously your not a funny guy
Jaycee5353: just face it throw in the towel save urself lol
RoCkAbS8321: Your so ugly your momma had to be drunk just to breast feed your ass
NadaChancelnHell: no shit. come up with something mildly original.
Jaycee5353: lol this dude is straight retarded lol
RoCkAbS8321: that is original you all are just too damn stupid to even get it
Jaycee5353: whats wrong with the poor child lol
RoCkAbS8321: you fuckin retards
NadaChancelnHell: haha...it was original when I heard it in seventh grade...but it's not original now.
RoCkAbS8321: oh well, that explains just how stupid you are
NadaChancelnHell: how?
NadaChancelnHell: I was in seventh grade 12 years ago.
NadaChancelnHell: I'm a big girl now.
RoCkAbS8321: wow you can count
NadaChancelnHell: yeah, amazing.
RoCkAbS8321: oh my god you are a girl
RoCkAbS8321: oh my god!!!!LOL
NadaChancelnHell: *stares*
RoCkAbS8321: Just how big are you? (MOOO?)
NadaChancelnHell: 468 lbs.
ArtificialRed Xx: niiice
NinerFire49: lol
RoCkAbS8321: Right? W/E
NadaChancelnHell: I'm totally hot.
RoCkAbS8321: Uh huh?
NadaChancelnHell: I need a fan.
ArtificialRed Xx: sexy biotch
RoCkAbS8321: You know what I aint bout to argue with a chick man! LOL That is Pathetic LOL Damn
NadaChancelnHell: weak
RoCkAbS8321: No Not Weak just no damn point to it
StLMale2004: its alot easier to just let them think they won lol
RoCkAbS8321: why argue when she doesnt even have enough brains to figure out what the joke means
StLMale2004: hey now aol chix are hot just ask one
NadaChancelnHell: haha
RoCkAbS8321: So You have some fun You wanna think you won it good for you go ahead what ever makes you feel special

Apparently...ignorance is bliss.

I want some really hot thick chick to sleep with this dude, then tell him how much she weighs.

Omid Tenor: BAH... The average american female weighs 164 pounds...
Omid Tenor: FAT
Omid Tenor: nasty as ell

"Lost....lost....lost.....I've lost my marbles."

rRepeat Offenderr
After a discussion in a chat room about free Taco Bell tacos with a home run, this person told me he would buy me tacos. Here's the rest:
Hpiggyjunior [7:58 PM]: or more if you choose
NadaChancelnHell [8:00 PM]: like?
NadaChancelnHell [8:00 PM]: a chalupa?
Hpiggyjunior [8:00 PM]: smart ass
NadaChancelnHell [8:00 PM]: that would be me.
Hpiggyjunior [8:00 PM]: you choose
NadaChancelnHell [8:00 PM]: del taco nachos.
NadaChancelnHell [8:00 PM]: no.
NadaChancelnHell [8:00 PM]: STADIUM nachos.
Hpiggyjunior [8:00 PM]: yummy
Hpiggyjunior [8:01 PM]: try for tickets
NadaChancelnHell [8:01 PM]: my mom has tickets tomorrw.
Hpiggyjunior [8:01 PM]: she taking you
NadaChancelnHell [8:02 PM]: no
Hpiggyjunior [8:02 PM]: bad girl
NadaChancelnHell [8:02 PM]: oh well
NadaChancelnHell [8:02 PM]: I didn't pay for them.
Hpiggyjunior [8:02 PM]: i see
Hpiggyjunior [8:02 PM]: you love this
NadaChancelnHell [8:03 PM]: love what?
Hpiggyjunior [8:03 PM]: messing with these people
NadaChancelnHell [8:03 PM]: what people?
Hpiggyjunior [8:04 PM]: typing
NadaChancelnHell [8:04 PM]: which ones?
Hpiggyjunior [8:04 PM]: weirdos strangers
NadaChancelnHell [8:04 PM]: what are you talking about?
Hpiggyjunior [8:04 PM]: red sox fans
Hpiggyjunior [8:04 PM]: losers on the net
NadaChancelnHell [8:04 PM]: oh
NadaChancelnHell [8:04 PM]: they're annoying.
Hpiggyjunior [8:05 PM]: take your frustrations out huh
NadaChancelnHell [8:05 PM]: eh, sure.
Hpiggyjunior [8:05 PM]: psycho
NadaChancelnHell [8:06 PM]: me?
Hpiggyjunior [8:06 PM]: did i stutter
NadaChancelnHell [8:07 PM]: that kind of rhetoric only works in spoken word.
NadaChancelnHell [8:07 PM]: now. when you said "psycho" were you talking about me?
Hpiggyjunior [8:07 PM]: no me
NadaChancelnHell [8:07 PM]: I'd have to agree then.
Hpiggyjunior [8:07 PM]: reverse psychology
NadaChancelnHell [8:08 PM]: uh huh.
Hpiggyjunior [8:08 PM]: maybe can get some free help
NadaChancelnHell [8:08 PM]: from you??
Hpiggyjunior [8:08 PM]: nadachanceinhell
NadaChancelnHell [8:08 PM]: exactly.

Ummm...*speechless*

Hpiggyjunior [8:03 PM]: savage
NadaChancelnHell [8:03 PM]: hmm
NadaChancelnHell [8:04 PM]: beast
Hpiggyjunior [8:04 PM]: you know me
Hpiggyjunior [8:04 PM]: savage
NadaChancelnHell [8:04 PM]: do I?
Hpiggyjunior [8:04 PM]: hell no
Hpiggyjunior [8:04 PM]: why you so mean
NadaChancelnHell [8:05 PM]: who are you?
Hpiggyjunior [8:05 PM]: beast you know me
Hpiggyjunior [8:05 PM]: bobby
NadaChancelnHell [8:05 PM]: no, I don't.
Hpiggyjunior [8:05 PM]: like the username
Hpiggyjunior [8:05 PM]: thanks
NadaChancelnHell [8:06 PM]: are you telling me something or asking a question?
Hpiggyjunior [8:06 PM]: telling you
NadaChancelnHell [8:06 PM]: um, thanks.
Hpiggyjunior [8:06 PM]: bye
Hpiggyjunior [8:07 PM]: you sniff jock straps
NadaChancelnHell [8:07 PM]: yeah, it's a hobby.
Hpiggyjunior [8:07 PM]: wonderful

A pimp BMXer [9:33 PM]: LET ME SEE UR PIC
NadaChanceEVER [9:33 PM]: no.
A pimp BMXer [9:33 PM]: LOL WHY
NadaChanceEVER [9:34 PM]: because you didn't say please.
A pimp BMXer [9:34 PM]: OK PLEASE
NadaChanceEVER [9:34 PM]: too late. it doesn't work if I have to TELL you to use your manners.
A pimp BMXer [9:34 PM]: ILL SHOW U MINE
NadaChanceEVER [9:35 PM]: I don't want yours.
A pimp BMXer [9:35 PM]: OK

Pet Peeve of the Week

I hate dem peeps dat spell out ebonix when dey chattin. HOLLA!

When will they learn?

CasEz3 [1:10 PM]: Hello
NadaChancelnHell [1:10 PM]: hi
CasEz3 [1:11 PM]: Woud you be interested in asomething discreet wit a sexy male ?
NadaChancelnHell [1:12 PM]: starting now, every time you IM me with such a proposition, I'm going to add you to my blog.
CasEz3 [1:13 PM]: SORRY Please forgive me

This is your brain on crack.

Nightracer0387 [4:50 PM]: I still think I have a chance
NadaChancelnHell [4:50 PM]: what makes you so sure?
Nightracer0387 [4:51 PM]: becouse
NadaChancelnHell [4:51 PM]: that's a conjunction, not a reason.
Nightracer0387 [4:52 PM]: alright becouse I have what you are looking for
NadaChancelnHell [4:52 PM]: and what is it that I'm looking for?
Nightracer0387 [4:53 PM]: evrything and anything I am the best once you go matt you never go back
NadaChancelnHell [4:53 PM]: I had a matt. I don't wanna go back.
Nightracer0387 [4:54 PM]: ya but you havent had me and that macks all the defrants
NadaChancelnHell [4:54 PM]: I really like guys with good spelling.
Nightracer0387 [4:54 PM]: i am not your type then
Nightracer0387 [4:54 PM]: but you could look past that
Nightracer0387 [4:55 PM]: look at my pics
NadaChancelnHell [4:55 PM]: and I'm really not a fan of ugly yellow wheels.
Nightracer0387 [4:55 PM]: there not mine
Nightracer0387 [4:55 PM]: that was at a car show
NadaChancelnHell [4:55 PM]: mm hmm.
NadaChancelnHell [4:56 PM]: and that whole "player for life" thing just isn't a turn on.
Nightracer0387 [4:56 PM]: you think I would drive a hummer I only drive chevys old ones
Nightracer0387 [4:56 PM]: that is a joke
NadaChancelnHell [4:57 PM]: I still don't think you've got it.
Nightracer0387 [4:57 PM]: you should relly try me out I am your type
Nightracer0387 [4:57 PM]: what do you whant out of your man
NadaChancelnHell [4:57 PM]: shopping money.
Nightracer0387 [4:58 PM]: lol
NadaChancelnHell [4:59 PM]: and love and trust and intimacy and all that bs.
Nightracer0387 [4:59 PM]: are you a dude
NadaChancelnHell [4:59 PM]: no.
Nightracer0387 [5:00 PM]: ok were is your pic
NadaChancelnHell [5:00 PM]: I don't have one.
Nightracer0387 [5:00 PM]: couse I dont even know what I am fightin for
NadaChancelnHell [5:00 PM]: then why are you trying so hard?
Nightracer0387 [5:00 PM]: I dont know
Nightracer0387 [5:04 PM]: hey fuck off then you will never get a guy with an attatude like the one you have but you could be going about it the right way and alimanating the duds that dont try in a relationship but I hope you understand with no pic I kant talk to you couse normaly if there is no pic you are probable not my type so peace out
NadaChancelnHell [5:04 PM]: do you understand the meaning of my screen name?
Nightracer0387 [5:04 PM]: ya
NadaChancelnHell [5:04 PM]: it means that you DON'T HAVE A CHANCE IN HELL.
NadaChancelnHell [5:04 PM]: NO one does.
NadaChancelnHell [5:04 PM]: so don't try!
Nightracer0387 [5:04 PM]: y dosnt?
NadaChancelnHell [5:05 PM]: because I don't WANT that.
Nightracer0387 [5:05 PM]: what do you whant
NadaChancelnHell [5:05 PM]: to talk to people.
NadaChancelnHell [5:05 PM]: who aren't hitting on me
Nightracer0387 [5:05 PM]: y is that
Nightracer0387 [5:05 PM]: do you have a man
NadaChancelnHell [5:06 PM]: because I'm not looking for a relationship
NadaChancelnHell [5:06 PM]: no, and I don't want one.
* * * (some personal stuff, blah blah blah) * * *
Nightracer0387 [5:14 PM]: I will try everything I can
NadaChancelnHell [5:14 PM]: good luck
Nightracer0387 [5:15 PM]: thank you hey what is your name so I know
NadaChancelnHell [5:15 PM]: betsey
Nightracer0387 [5:15 PM]: cool well I will talk to you latter ashley
NadaChancelnHell [5:16 PM]: ?
Nightracer0387 [5:16 PM]: nothin
NadaChancelnHell [5:16 PM]: you're paranoid, dude.
NadaChancelnHell [5:16 PM]: I'm not your ex.
Nightracer0387 [5:17 PM]: I know my exs name is jessica anyway
NadaChancelnHell [5:17 PM]: then why did you call me ashley?
Nightracer0387 [5:17 PM]: for fun
NadaChancelnHell [5:17 PM]: oh...of course.
NadaChancelnHell [5:17 PM]: see ya.
Nightracer0387 [5:17 PM]: latter

Every woman knows how annoying this is.

CasEz3 [12:45 PM]: Hello
NadaChancelnHell [12:46 PM]: hi
CasEz3 [12:46 PM]: Lookin for discreet encounter with clean diseasefree willing female in st louis area
NadaChancelnHell [12:47 PM]: nope
CasEz3 [12:48 PM]: are you sure ? Ireally am SEXXXY !
NadaChancelnHell [12:49 PM]: very sure.

10-09-04 (This one made me feel good)

Lindayvette [4:14 PM]: hi
Lindayvette [4:14 PM]: 20/m
NadaChancelnHell [4:14 PM]: hi
NadaChancelnHell [4:14 PM]: you have a very feminine name.
Lindayvette [4:14 PM]: lol im under a friends
Lindayvette [4:15 PM]: how old ru
NadaChancelnHell [4:15 PM]: 24
Lindayvette [4:15 PM]: so what do u look like
NadaChancelnHell [4:15 PM]: I'm invisible
Lindayvette [4:16 PM]: lol so another words your fat
NadaChancelnHell [4:16 PM]: sure why not. I'll be fat today.
Lindayvette [4:16 PM]: or very visible
Lindayvette [4:17 PM]: lol well i dig fat chicks but only for today
NadaChancelnHell [4:17 PM]: that's interesting. I don't dig people who call me fat. Lindayvette [4:18 PM]: well i was only calling u fat for today so im an exception
NadaChancelnHell [4:18 PM]: oh, so anything goes today?
Lindayvette [4:19 PM]: i guess but only a chance in hell could tell
NadaChancelnHell [4:20 PM]: well in that case, you're an ugly, insensitive prick. NadaChancelnHell [4:20 PM]: but only for today.
Lindayvette [4:22 PM]: well thanks very much I appreciate the compliments please dont stop
NadaChancelnHell [4:22 PM]: and you smell like ass....today.

I will!

ExtrinsicDin: 21 m pic st charles hottest guy in this room!
NadaChancelnHell: prove it, ex.
CrystaH2: yeah, prove it
Ujelous2: im the hottest guy in this room, my bed room that is
ExtrinsicDin: 21 m pic st charles
NadaChancelnHell: ok, I saw ex's pics on his profile...
NadaChancelnHell: I think nsane's hotter.
ExtrinsicDin: nsane is hot?
ExtrinsicDin: lmfao
ExtrinsicDin: he has a bumper nose
NadaChancelnHell: I'm sure my female opinion matters more than your male opinion.
ExtrinsicDin: well thats wher emy gf opinion
ExtrinsicDin: wins
ExtrinsicDin: i bet she is 10x more attractive then you inside and out
ExtrinsicDin: and thats on a bad day
NadaChancelnHell: lol why are you trying to compete with everyone?
ExtrinsicDin: im not
NadaChancelnHell: please.
ExtrinsicDin: im just putting u ion your place
ExtrinsicDin: go blog that bia
NadaChancelnHell: you're certainly trying.

10-04-04

DanielNTx21 [5:02 PM]: so tell me how bad you want me
DanielNTx21 [5:02 PM]: lol
BoxBlonde21 [5:02 PM]: I don't.
DanielNTx21 [5:03 PM]: awww man
DanielNTx21 [5:03 PM]: why not
BoxBlonde21 [5:03 PM]: I don't know you.
DanielNTx21 [5:04 PM]: so i dont know you and im willing to give it up
BoxBlonde21 [5:04 PM]: give WHAT up?
DanielNTx21 [5:04 PM]: and how your talking you need it more then i do
BoxBlonde21 [5:04 PM]: I've been talking about my kid's diarrhea.
DanielNTx21 [5:04 PM]: o sorry

10-02-04

Lillie1256 [11:24 PM]: hey 20/m
NadaChancelnHell [11:24 PM]: hi
Lillie1256 [11:24 PM]: r u into sucking dick?
NadaChancelnHell [11:27 PM]: read my screen name.
Lillie1256 [11:27 PM]: i guess not than

10-01-04

Prettipinkang07: HAHA NADA IS DUMB
NadaChancelnHell: yeah, I'm dumb. nice try. I thought you had me on ignore? try that again.
Prettipinkang07: HMMMMMM.....I JUST TOOK U OFF U DUMB WHORE
XMaT3RiAlGiRlx: nada sucks dick!!!!!!!!!!!!!
NadaChancelnHell: right.
NadaChancelnHell: well of COURSE I suck dick.
Prettipinkang07: GOD U CANT EVEN PUT A LINK IN UR PROFILE YET U SAYIN IM DUMB?
Prettipinkang07: WTF STFU N GTFO.....I DONT WANNA SEE UR UGLY COLOR
NadaChancelnHell: *rolls eyes*
XMaT3RiAlGiRlx: u are dumb
XMaT3RiAlGiRlx: bitch
BigMeatMalone: wanna suck mine?
Prettipinkang07: SHES WHORE SHELL DO IT
NadaChancelnHell: 24/f/soco/dumb bitch whore who sucks dick

Pet Peeve of the Week

This morning I was running late for work, going too ridiculously fast on the highway, and tailgating some jackoff who was going too slow. When he finally changed lanes and I roared past him, I realized that I work with him.

09-29-04

CJRPB [9:32 PM]: why so pissy?
NadaChancelnHell [9:32 PM]: because I can be.
CJRPB [9:32 PM]: ok i c not a nice chic i see so fuck off bitch
NadaChancelnHell [9:33 PM]: you IMed me, wtf did you expect?