I didn't even have to ANSWER him.

This is what happened when Kaz got stuck in my IM catcher for more than 30 seconds. Enjoy!

Begin IM - 4/16/2005 08:53 PM
Kaz 5 FF EMT [8:53 PM]: hey
Kaz 5 FF EMT [8:53 PM]: you have a pic?
Kaz 5 FF EMT [8:53 PM]: um
Kaz 5 FF EMT [8:53 PM]: hello?
Kaz 5 FF EMT [8:53 PM]: Hmm guess your too busy talking to all the little boys who still live with mommy, work in gas stations, and only want sex BYE !

He really wanted to win. That's so sweet.

Illnhphp [12:10 AM]: hey whats up
Illnhphp [12:10 AM]: do you want to trade pics
Betseylicious [12:11 AM]: nope
Illnhphp [12:12 AM]: well golly. thats just rude.
Illnhphp [12:12 AM]: my heavens
Betseylicious [12:12 AM]: how so?
Betseylicious [12:12 AM]: just because I don't send out my picture right away means I'm rude? I could say that you're rude for expecting me to comply.
Illnhphp [12:13 AM]: I was just jokin around. you thought I was serious after I said "golly" and "my heavens"?
Betseylicious [12:13 AM]: why wouldn't I?
Illnhphp [12:13 AM]: because nobody talks like that!!
Betseylicious [12:14 AM]: some people do.
Illnhphp [12:14 AM]: most people don't
Betseylicious [12:14 AM]: but some do.
Illnhphp [12:15 AM]: and its safe to say that since most people don't than the odds are that somebody wouldn't be serious if they talked that way.
Illnhphp [12:15 AM]: boom. I win.
Betseylicious [12:15 AM]: I don't expect people to act a certain way just because most people do.
Illnhphp [12:16 AM]: thats what you should expect. Does the sun usually come out?
Illnhphp [12:16 AM]: usually people act a certain way
Betseylicious [12:16 AM]: so I should expect what you expect just because you think I should?
Illnhphp [12:17 AM]: no you should expect what everybody else expects because there is a reason behind why people have those expectations.
Betseylicious [12:18 AM]: that's not the way the world works, sugar.
Betseylicious [12:18 AM]: if everyone did everything the same way, it would be boring.
Illnhphp [12:19 AM]: nobody does everything exactly the same way but there are what people call "norms" of society. Norms are the behavior that a large group of people tend to all exhibit and therefore understand.
Betseylicious [12:20 AM]: I don't like norms of society.
Betseylicious [12:20 AM]: there are exceptions, you know.
Betseylicious [12:20 AM]: I don't exhibit the same behavior as most people in some aspects.
Illnhphp [12:21 AM]: you don't have to like norms but that doesn't meant that you don't know they exist. If you saw somebody doing something that was much different from what you are used to seeing than you would know that it was breaking a norm.
Illnhphp [12:21 AM]: mean*
Betseylicious [12:23 AM]: DUDE. I don't expect people to act a certain way just because most people do. I know there are norms of society, and I tend to behave the same as many of them. however, there are exceptions.
Illnhphp [12:24 AM]: so how do you know when somebody is being sarcastic then?
Betseylicious [12:25 AM]: if I know someone, and know they wouldn't normally act that way, I would know they are being sarcastic. I'm not saying that there aren't norms of society, I'm saying that NOT EVERYONE conforms to them.
Illnhphp [12:26 AM]: yeah I know NOT EVERYONE conforms to them. I konw that there are exceptions. you are saying that you would have to know someone to know they are being sarcastic though.
Betseylicious [12:26 AM]: yes, I would.
Betseylicious [12:27 AM]: therefore, since I don't know you, I did'nt know that you were being sarcastic.
Betseylicious [12:27 AM]: are we finished now?
Illnhphp [12:27 AM]: sure. but I think you would know if I was being sarcastic if I said something else. I just don't think you picked up on what I said and thought I was serious.
Betseylicious [12:28 AM]: you're right.
Illnhphp [12:28 AM]: I know.
Betseylicious [12:28 AM]: that's what I've been trying to say.
Illnhphp [12:28 AM]: so..........
Illnhphp [12:28 AM]: can I see a pic?
Betseylicious [12:28 AM]: no.
Illnhphp [12:29 AM]: well golly. thats just rude.
Betseylicious [12:29 AM]: nah, I just dont' like you.
Illnhphp [12:30 AM]: my heavens
Betseylicious [12:30 AM]: I'm honest.
Illnhphp [12:30 AM]: don't you have to know someone not to like them?
Betseylicious [12:31 AM]: I've been observing, and you get on my nerves. I know you enough to not like you.
Illnhphp [12:32 AM]: you observed enough to know that when I was being sarcastic the first time you should have known that I was being sarcastic the second time when I said the same EXACT thing. you are just slow.
Illnhphp [12:32 AM]: bye.
Betseylicious [12:32 AM]: I DID know you were being sarcastic.
Illnhphp [12:32 AM]: no you didnt
Betseylicious [12:33 AM]: I didn't respond to it because I was quite finished arguing with you.
Illnhphp [12:33 AM]: I observed enough to know that you were lying
Betseylicious [12:33 AM]: maybe you should pay more attention.
Illnhphp [12:33 AM]: maybe you should ride the shorter bus to school
Betseylicious [12:33 AM]: maybe you should admit when you're wrong.
Illnhphp [12:34 AM]: maybe I have disproved every point you tried to make
Betseylicious [12:34 AM]: have you?
Illnhphp [12:34 AM]: because they all had no validity
Betseylicious [12:34 AM]: I haven't noticed.
Illnhphp [12:34 AM]: thats cause you are slow. we went over this.
Betseylicious [12:34 AM]: all right, if that's all you have to say to make yourself feel that you're correct, then we're finished.
Illnhphp [12:35 AM]: I have disproven every point you made
Betseylicious [12:35 AM]: I'm finished with you...
Illnhphp [12:35 AM]: its ok to be wrong dont worry about it
Illnhphp [12:35 AM]: you lost one
Betseylicious [12:35 AM]: I'm finished with you.

Take some initiative and use your manners

jale4mo [3:14 PM]: hi aslpic
Betseylicious [3:14 PM]: hi profile
jale4mo [3:15 PM]: can i see your pic
Betseylicious [3:15 PM]: no
jale4mo [3:16 PM]: ok
jale4mo [3:16 PM]: later
Betseylicious [3:16 PM]: bye

Wtghgtw [9:53 AM]: hi
Betseylicious [9:53 AM]: hi
Wtghgtw [9:54 AM]: m40 married here
Betseylicious [9:54 AM]: bye
Wtghgtw [9:54 AM]: lol
Wtghgtw [9:54 AM]: i could teach a young gal like you a thing or two
Betseylicious [9:54 AM]: oh I've had good teachers, thanks though.
Wtghgtw [9:55 AM]: yes, but i am the professor
Betseylicious [9:57 AM]: why don't you teach your wife?
Wtghgtw [9:57 AM]: we are separated
Betseylicious [9:58 AM]: apparently you're not that great of a teacher.
Wtghgtw [9:58 AM]: no her job has her in new york for a few months
Betseylicious [9:58 AM]: "her job" right
Wtghgtw [9:59 AM]: serious
Betseylicious [9:59 AM]: mm hmm.
Wtghgtw [9:59 AM]: bra size?
Betseylicious [9:59 AM]: no.
Wtghgtw [9:59 AM]: you are a LOSER
Betseylicious [10:00 AM]: you're a married guy trying to hit on chicks half his age, but I'm the loser?
Wtghgtw [10:00 AM]: yep, you got both those right
Betseylicious [10:01 AM]: I'd rather be a loser than play with some old balls.
Wtghgtw [10:01 AM]: that is what makes you a loser
Betseylicious [10:01 AM]: so be it.
Wtghgtw [10:02 AM]: i bet you put out and then get dumped on a regular bases
Betseylicious [10:02 AM]: willing to put money on it?
Wtghgtw [10:03 AM]: sure, but a loser like you doesnt have money
Betseylicious [10:03 AM]: I won't need it.
Wtghgtw [10:03 AM]: lol, i bet you live with mom
Betseylicious [10:03 AM]: yep, and my kid.
Wtghgtw [10:04 AM]: where is the father?
Wtghgtw [10:04 AM]: he dumped your sorry ass too
Betseylicious [10:04 AM]: he has his own place.
Betseylicious [10:04 AM]: on the contrary, we were never together.
Betseylicious [10:04 AM]: call me a slut now.
Wtghgtw [10:04 AM]: no, you did it yourself
Betseylicious [10:05 AM]: I'm waiting.
Wtghgtw [10:05 AM]: no, nothing wrong with putting out, putting out without protection makes you a SL
Wtghgtw [10:05 AM]: STUPID LOSER
Betseylicious [10:05 AM]: if I didn't want a kid, I wouldn't have one.
Betseylicious [10:06 AM]: however, I love my child and wouldn't trade him for the world.
Betseylicious [10:06 AM]: I'm GLAD I put out without protection.
Wtghgtw [10:06 AM]: oh, yea so you planned it that way
Betseylicious [10:06 AM]: nope.
Wtghgtw [10:06 AM]: so how many teeth are you missing white trash ?
Betseylicious [10:06 AM]: pleasant surprise.
Betseylicious [10:06 AM]: lol, none.
Wtghgtw [10:07 AM]: tattoes?
Wtghgtw [10:07 AM]: piercings?
Betseylicious [10:07 AM]: of course.
Betseylicious [10:07 AM]: they're hot.
Wtghgtw [10:08 AM]: so which 7-11 do you work at?
Betseylicious [10:08 AM]: I'm way above working a cash register.
Wtghgtw [10:09 AM]: oh, a greeter at walmart?
Betseylicious [10:09 AM]: heh, I'm not 80 years old or handicapped.
Wtghgtw [10:09 AM]: well i believe the not 80 part
Wtghgtw [10:10 AM]: mentaly handicapped i bet
Betseylicious [10:10 AM]: but you think I'm handicapped?
Betseylicious [10:10 AM]: oh, of course I am. that's why I'm able to carry on a normal conversation with you.
Wtghgtw [10:11 AM]: good one
Betseylicious [10:11 AM]: isn't it?
Wtghgtw [10:11 AM]: but the truth is you do have a loser job and live with your mom
Betseylicious [10:11 AM]: no, it's not.
Betseylicious [10:12 AM]: I won't have a job until monday. I'm THAT much of a loser.
Wtghgtw [10:12 AM]: ok, make up something good
Wtghgtw [10:12 AM]: what will you be doing on monday?
Betseylicious [10:12 AM]: I'll be temping at a mortgage company.
Wtghgtw [10:12 AM]: amateur night at pts?
Wtghgtw [10:13 AM]: temping, that means blowing the boss
Betseylicious [10:13 AM]: as if I have the body for that.
Betseylicious [10:13 AM]: temping means it's a temporary job that I got through a temp agency.
Wtghgtw [10:13 AM]: wow, a big 8 bucks an hour
Betseylicious [10:13 AM]: if I won't put out for you, what makes you think I'll put out for anyone else?
Betseylicious [10:13 AM]: 12, actually.
Wtghgtw [10:14 AM]: so how long until you screw up this job?
Betseylicious [10:14 AM]: why do you assume that I screw up jobs?
Wtghgtw [10:14 AM]: you do, dont you?
Wtghgtw [10:14 AM]: be honest
Betseylicious [10:14 AM]: no, I don't.
Betseylicious [10:15 AM]: I wish I could understand why you're being so hateful to me. Wtghgtw [10:15 AM]: why not?
Wtghgtw [10:15 AM]: i doubt you can understand much of anything
Wtghgtw [10:15 AM]: tell me your bra size
Betseylicious [10:15 AM]: no.
Wtghgtw [10:16 AM]: i dont care if you are fat
Betseylicious [10:16 AM]: I don't care whether you care or not.
Wtghgtw [10:17 AM]: so tell me
Betseylicious [10:17 AM]: no.
Wtghgtw [10:17 AM]: and i dont care if you dont care that i dont care
Betseylicious [10:17 AM]: great, we're on the same page then.
Wtghgtw [10:19 AM]: how many cocks have you sucked in the past 6 months?
Betseylicious [10:19 AM]: no.
Wtghgtw [10:19 AM]: not counting your dad
Betseylicious [10:19 AM]: my dad's deceased.
Wtghgtw [10:19 AM]: wow, you are desparate
Betseylicious [10:20 AM]: that's tasteless.
Wtghgtw [10:20 AM]: true
Betseylicious [10:20 AM]: show some respect.
Wtghgtw [10:20 AM]: hey, have a nice day, i need to go
Betseylicious [10:20 AM]: thank god.
Wtghgtw [10:20 AM]: no need to thank me
Betseylicious [10:21 AM]: get lost now.

How easily they turn on you

Stlcurious81 [1:36 PM]: so tell me about u
Betseylicious [1:36 PM]: what do you want to know?
Stlcurious81 [1:36 PM]: what u look like
Betseylicious [1:37 PM]: 5'3, thick, short red hair, blue/green eyes, pale skin
Stlcurious81 [1:37 PM]: eww red hair
Stlcurious81 [1:37 PM]: puke
Betseylicious [1:37 PM]: lol
Betseylicious [1:38 PM]: does that mean you're going to leave me alone now?
Stlcurious81 [1:38 PM]: if you're truly that damn ugly then yeah
Betseylicious [1:38 PM]: I certainly am.

*Closed IM*

Stlcurious81 [1:39 PM]: I bet
Betseylicious [1:40 PM]: stop talking

*Closed IM*

Stlcurious81 [1:40 PM]: ge t a life
Betseylicious [1:40 PM]: just close the IM.
Stlcurious81 [1:40 PM]: take your fingers out of your twat honey
Betseylicious [1:40 PM]: lmao
Stlcurious81 [1:41 PM]: geta life