Do you grow stupid as you grow older?

I've been lazy about posting this one. It's about two weeks old.

Kimmleekim: hi room iam 40 i dont like kids 18----19 20 21--22 ----23 --17 i need a mane
Kimmleekim: want
NadaChancelnHell: what was that?
Ms Pixie Poppins: I think it means that she wants a man, none of those ages.
NadaChancelnHell: if you're 40 and have ANY education at all....please type better.
NadaChancelnHell: thanks.
Ms Pixie Poppins: And I think she meant "mang".
NadaChancelnHell: I hate being smarter than my elders.
Log Entry: Places - St Louis [Members - 35] 11/11/2005 01:00 AM (this is important, pay attention)
SmileyChicky1013: lol
NadaChancelnHell: no, wait.
NadaChancelnHell: I don't hate it, but it bothers me that someone that age was in college when I was in kindergarten.
Ms Pixie Poppins: Easy.
NadaChancelnHell: ...and types like I did in kindergarten

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Kimmleekim: NADACHANCEINHELL YO MOTHER STUPID SHE NEED EDUCATION BITCH U THOUGHT I WAS GONE IM BACK YOU STUPID YOUNG DUMB BASTARD THATS WHY UR MAMA POP PILLS TO GO TO SLEEP.
Ms Pixie Poppins: woah.
NadaChancelnHell: LMAO
Jumptothebeat3I1: wow
XxSCCCBABExX06: lay off the "haterade"
Kimmleekim: U CRAYON COLORING MOTHERFUCKA
Log Entry: Places - St Louis [Members - 35] 11/11/2005 01:15 AM (that's right, fifteen minutes later)
Ms Pixie Poppins: Who just walked in wearing the dunce hat?
XxSCCCBABExX06: how do you color a crayon?
Ms Pixie Poppins: I think it's Kiiiiiiiiiimmmmmm.
NadaChancelnHell: lol the 40 year old chick whom I told to learn to type.
Kimmleekim: U AINT GOT SHIT TO SAY
NadaChancelnHell: I don't have to say anything. TOS will take care of you.
Ms Pixie Poppins: I was derailed by idiocy.
Kimmleekim: U OTHER BITCHES BUT OUT YO MAMA NEED TO LEARN HOW TO TYPE KEEP HER ASS OUT THE AIR
Ms Pixie Poppins: Sometimes, a TOS is a nice annoying thing to do.
NadaChancelnHell: my mother types better than you ever will.
Jumptothebeat3I1: then other times, it's necessary
Ms Pixie Poppins: It isn't a matter of not being able to spit game.
Ms Pixie Poppins: It's a matter of just being... annoying.
XxSCCCBABExX06: kimmlee, who let you buy a computer?
NadaChancelnHell: stupid Best Buy salespeople!
Ms Pixie Poppins: her strait up stold it.
Jumptothebeat3I1: I blame her owning a computer on socialism
Kimmleekim: YOU A DUMD BITCH TO WITH NO LIFE YOU WANT TO TALK TO ME GET UR OWN FRIENDS
Ms Pixie Poppins: Yeah- if you want to talk to her... er... be friends with... er.. other... people.
NadaChancelnHell: hey kim.
NadaChancelnHell: you're ugly.
Ms Pixie Poppins: lmao
Kimmleekim: BITCH YO DADDY BROUGHT MY COMPUTER 4 LETING HIM SUCK ON ME XXSCCCBABEXX06
XxSCCCBABExX06: uhm
Kimmleekim: YO MAMA UGLY BITCH
NadaChancelnHell: lol
XxSCCCBABExX06: my daddy is married and doesn't speak ebonics
NadaChancelnHell: this is the most fun I've had all day.
Kimmleekim: CAUSE IM GROWN BITCH
Kimmleekim: YO MAMA SO DUMB SHE SAT ON THE T.V. AND WATCH THE COUCH
XxSCCCBABExX06: you arent grown, you are an overgrown pothead who couldnt put a sentence together if you had superglue
NadaChancelnHell: I have to take back my earlier statement.
NadaChancelnHell: that woman was NOT in college when I was in kindergarten.

Motorcyclist with a Deathwish-This is for You.

This is for all of you motorcycle lovers out there. Specifically, the one who cut me off today. Yes, you, the one wearing the black and yellow Chitwood Construction jacket on a red motorcycle driving eastbound on Manchester Road at approximately 1:30 this afternoon. You don't seem to realize that when you get into an accident with a car, no matter how small of a car, you are the one who will die. You are a Real Man of Genius.

Today we salute you, Mr. Motorcyclist With A Deathwish.
(Mr. Motorcyclist With A Deathwish)
It's hard enough to clean bug guts off the front end of a car, so why not cut someone off and risk spreading your own guts all over their front bumper?
(That will take a lot of Rain-X)
You're forty-five years old and going through a mid-life crisis, and that makes it absolutely necessary to make everyone on the road a nervous wreck around you.
(Whoa! Did you see that wheelie?)
To show you're not afraid to weave in and out of traffic at high speeds with a helmet as your only protection, you put on your shades to make sure you look cooool doing it.
(Vrroooom, VRROOOMM)
So crack open an ice cold Bud Light, O King of the Crotch Rocket, but hide it from the next cop who pulls you over.
(I haven't been drinkin', occifer.)

Crossdressin' Fool

Salty22222 [11:47 PM]: have you ever met any guys from online?
Betseylicious [11:47 PM]: yep
Salty22222 [11:48 PM]: did it work out good?
Betseylicious [11:48 PM]: apparently not.
Salty22222 [11:48 PM]: LOL what were they like?
Betseylicious [11:49 PM]: which ones?
Betseylicious [11:49 PM]: I've met several.
Salty22222 [11:49 PM]: the bad ones
Betseylicious [11:50 PM]: bad.
Salty22222 [11:50 PM]: why? did the guy wear a bra or something?
Betseylicious [11:51 PM]: they just didn't work out, I suppose.
Salty22222 [11:52 PM]: well i would wear a bra for you
Betseylicious [11:53 PM]: oh. I see.
Salty22222 [11:53 PM]: would you like to see that?
Betseylicious [11:53 PM]: no thanks.
Betseylicious [11:54 PM]: I know what bras look like, I have several of them.
Salty22222 [11:54 PM]: me too